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Paris Demotivational Poster


irrelevant -


TAGS: paris attack isis nazis political correctedness
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:11 pm
Edgar Friendly, I am with you!
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 10:08 am
O lord, you never fail to entertain. Luv what you do, man.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2015, 7:15 am

dear spizz.... please see this poster if you are trolling. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/trolling-trolling-demotivational-posters-137751.html and if you are just plain and simply stupid i can still oblidge
spizz - November 22, 2015, 8:45 pm
So you're saying Hitler and Stalin were right. Looks like the peaceful majority in America are irrelevant again.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:24 pm
I wear a full length black trench coat. I get followed a lot. I drive a car that's popular with smugglers. I get followed and pulled over a lot. I usually get checked out and sent on my way, no hassles. I don't mind. I know what I look like. 5L!
Greybeard - November 15, 2015, 10:01 pm
Amen brother. Political correctness is killing people..!


DESTINY - He's finally heard it's call.


TAGS: darth vader likes parish priests
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2010, 5:12 pm
Oops. Sorry, I thought you were the Emperor.
Mirromere - December 15, 2010, 11:41 pm
Didn't quite think about that, oh well.
Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 11:35 pm

odd...i never would have thought of lord vader as a p********.


2012 -




MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


TAGS: pain relief jobs comparisons
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:53 pm
For a cheap buzz...a beer and a straw can be your best friend...teehee.
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Especially if you get on their good side...and they can be persuaded by a female...*hic*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:45 pm
Bar Keeps Are Gods.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:40 pm
I don't need a straw and a give unconditional love.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 10:08 pm
Fine, but he brings his own water dish
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 8:53 pm
Only on your first two rounds...but I'm sure Gary wouldn't mind if you rang up his tab.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Do you take Medicaid?
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 7:44 pm
No, sorry sir, fresh out. Would you like to start a tab?
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 7:23 pm
…..and Prissy rolls with the good stuff. Got change for a twenty? I just spent all my 5s


TOUCH HER THE WRONG WAY - She is liable to beat you to within an inch of your life with that guitar.




DAVROS VS. STEPHEN HAWKINGS -


TAGS: stephen hawkings sci fi doctor who comparison awkward
Rating: 4.11/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 4:49 pm
don't you mean "hawkward" you see what i did there


BARBIE - She could never keep up with Paris, Lindsay & Britney !


TAGS: barbie the porcelain bus driver paris lindsay britney
Rating: 3.44/5

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MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:10 pm
Thanks Mr Sickartist. Did you notice that Uncle Culos had left his hat behind ??
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:22 am
LOL Nice job MustyK 5L


NARCISSISM - "One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on. The more you are talked about, the more you will wish to be talked about." Bertrand Russell


TAGS: paris hilton vanity narcissim
Rating: 4.46/5

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steve1961 - July 18, 2012, 11:53 pm
This is all about me...isn't it? ;)


LOOK OUT BOY'S - Paris is joining the Marine's ( fire bubbles.., not bullets... )


TAGS: paris hilton tank pink war peace ***y celebrity marines
Rating: 2.87/5

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fascistfrenchman - July 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
I know a woman who would be disappointed that it fires bubbles instead of real shells. 4 Lions


THE FREE WORLD THANKS YOU 007 - M, objective accomplished; I've just assassinated Paris Hilton.


TAGS: 007 gold finger paris hilton
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:00 am
HORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! 5L!


THE POPULAR ONES -




PARIS FIRE BRIGADE - Using the French Army to fight fires because we don't use them to fight wars


TAGS: paris fire brigade
Rating: 3.55/5

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falloutghoul - February 20, 2012, 7:48 pm
Know wonder why they always get f***ed over. Where's Napoleon when they need him?


IT'S COMFORTING TO KNOW - That paris Hilton can save us all from a zombie invasion




Old Days -


TAGS: grandpa grandchildren vintage comparisons lying
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 1:07 am
Um...er...of course!
lgvernon - January 13, 2015, 12:43 am

Referring, of course, to the length of his beard.


WELCOME TO PARIS -


TAGS: paris 1940
Rating: 4.06/5

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IDIOTS - She can beat me with her experience anytime...


TAGS: paris hilton idiot
Rating: 1.76/5
BriaHere - June 18, 2009, 10:36 am
Oh, so you want herpes?
murderblade - December 29, 2008, 7:31 pm
idiots, most can spell they.


Forget The Joneses -


TAGS: lifestyles comparisons competition appearances
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:06 pm
It's a sad day indeed when a cartoon family has a better income than me!
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 11:23 am
I Know What You Mean .


A Horse Walks Into A Bar... -




PLANE DROPS RETARDANT ON INFERNO -




GROOVIN' -


TAGS: rascals i see paris i see france
Rating: 4.43/5

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culos - October 28, 2010, 9:17 am
Is groovin kind of for***** towards grindin?
Reality Lord - October 27, 2010, 11:18 pm

dude you are doing my music justice. now pass me whatever your smoking and put on some old stones.


WHO DOESN'T -


TAGS: paris spring nazis
Rating: 4.33/5

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guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:00 pm
those Germans can get kind of weird at times if you know what I mean
voodoo3535 - March 4, 2011, 6:51 pm
As close as Frick and Frack those two.


HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA - Not the case here. It's more the problem to understand words with more than four letters.


TAGS: stupid paris hilton hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Rating: 3.78/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
bull5h17 , she aint that smart to even read the book, much less when she prob saw the book it looked like it was French


PARIS HILTON - Part human. Part money. All retarded.




A NIGHTMARE - for Paris Hilton.




IMO -




Common Objects -




Awkward -


TAGS: awkward hubby wifey paris moment
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - April 25, 2014, 12:29 am
Or Honey with another Honey.
EmilioDumphque - April 22, 2014, 12:07 pm
Uh, it must have been two other people, dear.


Off Your Rocker -


TAGS: worrying futile defeating comparisons chairs
Rating: 4.4/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 1:40 pm
Well thanks lgs! Then you'll like the upcoming worry wart tribute...teehee.
lgvernon - October 28, 2013, 12:45 pm

I'm the original Worry Wart. I'm printing this one out to go on the bulletin board in my office. Right next to the, '***ual Harassment In This Area Will Not Be Reported'. However, It Will Be Graded', sign. 5LLLLL


PARIS HILTON, WHY ARE YOU FAMOUS??? -


TAGS: paris hilton somtimes hate feel
Rating: 4.35/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:34 pm
Amen! A - freakin' - men! 5L!
Silverheart - January 24, 2013, 8:37 pm

Thanks, you guys... I does it for the lolz.
GaryO - January 24, 2013, 8:32 pm
Sly, when you roll, you rock. And you be rolling….and Prissy’s comment makes this 5 Leaps somewhere over the freaking rainbow
MissPriss - January 24, 2013, 8:14 pm
and your little dog too... he 5L hates ya!


NIGHTMARE MATERIAL -




ATTRACTION -


TAGS: missi pyle jenny mccarthy paris hilton kim kardashian hollywood women
Rating: 4.25/5

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steve1961 - June 8, 2014, 2:25 pm
She's 21. She's advertised as Japan's Lady GaGa...
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:32 am

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu...um please tell me she's older than the 9yr old they have her made up as. just totally wrong.
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 8:31 pm

Do you even google, bro? Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a J-pop star... see my sig in the forum. And I'd love to do some Kamasutra activities with her!
steve1961 - June 6, 2014, 10:57 am
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu? Is that some kind of Kama Sutra thing? With an octopus, no doubt...
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:16 am

1 beauty out of the 4 (Kim's h**, I don't care), Jenny McCarthy's funny sometimes... other than that, I couldn't care less about them. Give me Kyary Pamyu Pamyu anyday
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2014, 12:23 am
No worries, Sho. Sometimes it's difficult to tell on the internet... and texting.
Sho - June 5, 2014, 11:29 am
No need to apologize. I wasn't offended :)
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:58 am
Personality? Character? Face? Health issues? Things can be overlooked....‘cept that enormous hind end of Miss K. She could be the next Robert Crumb model, of which I’m a huge fan....of Robert Crumb....aaand humongous hind ends.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:57 am
As for me, I can appreciate Sho’s stance in regard to those poor maligned sweeties. As for those ladies themselves, hey, I do love a smorgasbord.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:56 am
Well, imagine that, crotchetyoldcynic is being a crotchety old cynic. Opines can be shared without provocation. No need to apologize, cynic.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:23 am
But we can agree to disagree. And if I've offended you in any way - poster or comment - it was NOT my intention, I apologize.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:15 am
. . . and it's darker than any film could depict. It's commendable that you want to see the good in people, especially at Motifake and in your life. I just can't regarding the film industry.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:07 am
Granted, there are people who get into acting with the best intentions. But to believe that everybody's intentions in Hollywood is pure, would be naive. Now I don't want to sound cliched, but I've had friends and family go to Hollywood and Disney . . .
Greeny - June 4, 2014, 10:04 pm
I heard Paris could f**kup a County Fair
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:48 pm
i see its more, lets say, fun and easier to think badly of someone, than to actually walk in their shoes, or figure out what really happened. but yes, people like you, who bash what you hate instead of promote what you love, are making them famous too
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:45 pm
those are good reasons to think they have some s*d without even knowing them personally? better just believe what the media wants you to think and judge by what you hear/see, not what you know. Any guy could say the same about your mom/sister/girlfriend 2
maoworks2 - June 4, 2014, 1:00 pm
Point Taking .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:37 am
Lastly, any average guy you ask would most likely say that they'd "t@p that." What stops those in power - in complete control of their career - to do the same? . . . . . I fear I may have said too much, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:32 am
That's basically why I logically believe that certain ones in the aforementioned have something, despite what they themselves actually believe to be cured.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:25 am
"cures." E.g. polio is making a comeback. And as medical science has proven (or not proven) nothing is cured - not even cancer. Everything is in remission, slowly mutating into something stronger; more resistant to treatment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:19 am
I think if one climbed the ladder to success with no real talent (excluding bedroom talent), according to any and all home videos that were "accidentally left in the open", there's no doubt that medically something is incubating despite so called
Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 8:24 am
Super. 5 HoLlywood faceLifts
Sho - June 4, 2014, 7:52 am
Why do people always a**ume they have s*d?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2014, 6:55 am

Meh...shoot me. I've always had a thing for paris


FOR A SECOND THERE -


TAGS: paris hilton h**el
Rating: 3.62/5

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agdaniele - May 22, 2009, 1:53 am
This is solid. 5L
BoneCD - May 21, 2009, 11:44 pm
I got to stop with the intellectual matter...


WEIGHT WATCHERS MOTTO - What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. (R.Emerson)




CELEBIRTY GYNECOLOGY - This weeks episode we visit Paris Hilton


TAGS: paris hilton gynecology
Rating: 3.57/5

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code - December 14, 2009, 5:40 am
he's gonna need some sort of eye protection. the fumes could melt his corneas


THE PARIS HILTON - The Arc de Triomphe Hilton sits among iconic Paris landmarks. Indulge in the spa, or dine alfresco at Le Safron


TAGS: paris hilton day
Rating: 3.36/5

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sickartist - December 19, 2009, 1:40 pm
Excellent twist on the challenge. 5L


MALIBU BARBIE CHRISTMAS SET -




INTELIGENCE - it's not




RELIGION -


TAGS: life time joke people church stay away fun nun paris nicole
Rating: 2.94/5

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1MP4CT - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why aint they dead yet
Becks - September 20, 2009, 2:24 pm
Yeah, you´re right. And the left one is Nicole Richie.
Treehodger - September 20, 2009, 1:12 pm
I know this will sound bad, but is the one on the right Paris Hilton?...


WASTED EGGS -




HAIRCAPS - Not Just For Pretty Girls




THE TEST - Does a ducks' "quack" echo or not?


TAGS: paris hilton duck quack echo rnr
Rating: 2.6/5

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know_it_all - May 18, 2009, 4:08 pm
i'd hit it, for monetary purposes of course
SlimSkeeter - September 30, 2008, 9:28 pm
Looking at Paris makes my ***k curl up and hide. I saw part of that *** video and I would rather f*** a "Real Doll" ... At least i would get a response back.
GayTest? - September 2, 2008, 6:52 am
Actually I wasn't even thinking that, i was thinking this was a g** Test ;o)
RnR - August 28, 2008, 5:54 pm
sigh, i knew i had to explain: Paris = airhead. Duck quacks in ear. Empty room should provide echo (or reverb)
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 1:02 pm
Is syphilis supposed to stop a duck's quack from echoing or something?


SOCIALITES - They *really* are into everything


TAGS: paris hilton national geographic parody
Rating: 2.45/5

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DotDotDot - February 6, 2009, 10:44 pm
In this case however, everything is into her... and by into I mean inside.


HER SHINY - It's good to see something different in her hands !!




THE LIZARD KING - still in Paris


TAGS: lizard king jim morrison doors paris rnr
Rating: 1.67/5

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firefly - June 21, 2009, 12:23 pm
The f*** the person below me... no, f*** everyone...........everyone i tell yah............BANG........thud
WTF - April 9, 2009, 11:36 am
JIM MORRISON - He won't get out alive
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 7:53 pm
f*** the person below me for being totally a*** about everything!
Porcelina - December 21, 2008, 11:25 am
f*** the guy below me who can't even write lyrics, or use proper grammar.
? - December 21, 2008, 1:05 am
f*** this guy and his poor me lyrics
? - December 21, 2008, 1:04 am
f*** this guy and his poor me lyrics


Sniffles -


TAGS: birth pain comparison man ill cold
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 17, 2016, 2:34 pm
Thanks jeebus
MissPriss - December 17, 2016, 2:33 pm
cough cough...pussie...
MissPriss - December 17, 2016, 2:33 pm
Thanks 'cern
JesusWept - December 15, 2016, 3:16 pm
Excellent! ^^^^^Up
Reality Lord - December 15, 2016, 2:58 pm

lolz...well...after all...it is a man cold
concern3 - December 15, 2016, 8:12 am
Excellent, UP yours


Simply -


TAGS: chocolate peanut b***er comparison kardashians
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2016, 11:38 am
Who needs arteries when ya got chocolate teehee
JesusWept - August 20, 2016, 7:01 am
Or arteries without cholesterol. ^^^^^Up
MissPriss - July 30, 2016, 10:06 pm
You're welcome and thank you!
concern3 - July 30, 2016, 4:41 am
Nice this site needs more funny thanks, UP yours


busted -


TAGS: arguing women comparison arrested words silence
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:43 pm
thanks 'cern now just shut up and dance with me...sorry just had to be said ;)
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:49 am
all men realize that there is not a correct way to argue with a woman. but a 5er is in order
MissPriss - September 25, 2015, 3:57 pm
Oh 'sod...it's not how you use the silence it's all in when you use it...teehee!
Oldsod - September 25, 2015, 3:50 pm
That doesn't help either...my silence gets used against me as well...


JE SUIS CHARLIE -


TAGS: charlie terror crusader paris france
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 11, 2015, 6:47 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:45 am
Ni-I-I-I-I-ce!!! 5L


Perspective -


TAGS: drones bees honey cubicles comparison
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 9, 2015, 4:11 am
Excellent Observation a 5er
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:01 pm
Lol!
mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:23 am
Cynic,----honeymakers? I have visions of full 'honey trucks' cruising in my head---- Good 1 ! 5 L!


Final Sale -


TAGS: sales life comparison limit one find favourite person
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - November 18, 2016, 5:46 am
Video that goes with this https://www.facebook.com/miltonnevesoficial/videos/1543964855617307/


boyfriends -




Calendar March 8th -


TAGS: tv reality shows life comparison
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 11:07 pm
Real...ly?
Rick69 - March 9, 2016, 3:12 pm
This is too... Real.
ipaprime - March 9, 2016, 8:31 am
Oh I m around just don't talk much. Do vote though
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 4:09 am
I can't spell worth a sh------ ummmm yarn and thread---- oh yeah, darn. I cant spell worth a darn! chuckle, chuckle!
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:39 am
So does several of my brain cells.
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:39 am
dizz you can say anything you like. Spelling it though is something completely different...teehee.
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:37 am
Hey ipaprime! Haven't seen you around in a while :)
concern3 - March 9, 2016, 3:31 am
A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 2:10 am
Sucks big donkey----oh. I'm not supposed to say that--- ^!!!!!
ipaprime - March 8, 2016, 9:34 pm
Oh so true.


The Truth -




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